Limited Drop Series

The Lawn Lifestyle Series

Four drops. Hi-viz. Built for crews who own it.

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Drop 1
YARDART
yardart

Because the block is your canvas and the mower is your brush. For the operator who sees a freshly cut lawn as art.

Drop 2
YARDBITCH
yardbitch

For the operator who doesn't ask permission to dominate the block. You set the standard. Everyone else maintains it.

Drop 3
GRASSHAT
grasshat

The only hat that belongs on a real lawn boss. Worn on the route and earned off it. Six panels. Zero apologies.

Drop 4
GRASSCLOWN
grassclown

Wear the chaos. Own the cut. For the operator who books every slot in the zip code and still has time for a joke.

Small-Format Placements

Hat + Pocket Tee — Black

All four logos on black. The real legibility test — pocket and hat are where wordmarks break first.

🧢 Black Structured Cap
All four v3 logos — yardart, yardbitch, grasshat, grassclown — on black structured caps

Logo centered on front crown panel only. Brim-to-seam fit, no side-panel wrap.

👕 Black Pocketed Crew Tee
All four v3 logos — yardart, yardbitch, grasshat, grassclown — on left-chest pocket of black crew tees

Logo scaled to pocket bounds. Pocket stitching visible around logo placement.

⚑ Legibility flags at small-format
Hero Placement

Full Back Blast — Black Sweatshirt

The back-of-truck piece. Shoulder seam to shoulder seam — a single oversized graphic that hits from across the yard. All four v3 logos at full-back scale.

🚚 This is the flagship placement. The v3 logos were built with the slant and splatter to read at scale — this is where that decision pays off. Operator needs to confirm splatter density and bolt slant read at full-back size before committing to production.
yardart — Drop 1 Rendered
YARDART v3 logo — full back blast on black heavyweight crewneck sweatshirt

Bold serif letterforms. Strong shoulder-to-shoulder read. Splatter density holds at scale. Natural launch hero.

yardbitch — Drop 2 Rendered
YARDBITCH v3 logo — full back blast on black heavyweight crewneck sweatshirt

Crown icon + 9-char wordmark. Confirm crown detail reads at full-back scale before production call.

grasshat — Drop 3 Rendered
GRASSHAT v3 logo — full back blast on black heavyweight crewneck sweatshirt

Grass blade streaks + bold wordmark. Confirm horizontal accent lines hold at shoulder seam width.

grassclown — Drop 4 Rendered
GRASSCLOWN v3 logo — full back blast on black heavyweight crewneck sweatshirt

Zigzag chaos lines + 10-char wordmark. Validate that jagged elements don't fill in at full-back scale.

Scale-read analysis
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